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• If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman.
• If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time.
  I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip....
• I believe in living life one doldrum at a time. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
• Oh what a crummy life, I got living here.
• If I hadn't had them, I would have had some made.
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• I had a handle on life ... then it fell off!
• Sometimes I wish life had an [ESC] key...
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!