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• I had another dream the other day about government financial management people.
  They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya....
• Today is a bad day to give to charity.
• Days of my life I'd like to forget: The day the doctors told me I was sick.
  The day I had to tell my friends I was ill. The day my hair fell out....
• Hair is another name for sex.
• I had another dream the other day about music critics.
  They were small and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a painting by Goya....
• I've had lots of bad jobs. I was a narrator for bad mimes.
• I cried for the man who had no hair until I met the man who had no head
• I'm having a bad hair life.
• Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!