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• Nobody ever made any money by being paid once for something they had to do twice.
  -- Les McCabe, Amdahl New Zealand...
• When you do things right, nobody will be there to see it. -- Togg's Law of Absence
• o)(o) ______________________________ @ _) __/ !
  ! `___! /___ I didn't do it, !...
• I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything! -- Bart Simpso
• The capacity to talk yourself out of anything leads you into a lot of things that would never occur to you otherwise.
  -- Charles McCabe...
• Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
• If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate. -- Murphy's Law of Governme
• Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else. -- Hob Brou
• In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.
  -- Robert Schuma...