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• I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
  -- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu...
• I don't know whether to shoot myself or go bowling.
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  and was able to console myself for the facial drabness of my neighbors in omnibuses by dissecting them in my imagination....
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