Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your
living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
-- David Frost

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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your house.
DAVID FROST...
Expansion unit: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.
You may be redneck... if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
You may be redneck... if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room.
You may be redneck... if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.