He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband
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- A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick
and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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You forget the original project was to drain the swamp... - Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your
head.
Jack E.... - You know it's going to be a bad day when:
your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would... - When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work,
ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don... - Trust your husband, adore your husband,
and get as much as you can in your own name.
Joan... - Bug - when your computer tells you 2+2=TUESDAY you have a bug.
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- But like the Good Book says...
There's BIGGER DEALS to come... - The ancient sage who concocted the maxim, "Know Thyself" might have
added,
"Don't Tell Anyone!" -- H. F.... - Expansion means complexity;
and complexity decay... - The cost of feathers has risen,
even down is up... - Astronomers do it with
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