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• He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
• He looked at me at though I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
• Shut up he explained. -- Ring Lardne
• He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
  -- Ring Lardne...
• He paid me a compliment. He said I looked like a breath of spring.
  Well, he didn't use them words. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter. -- Minnie Pearl...
• I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. -- Ring Lardne
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
  Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs....