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• He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
• He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. -- Ring Lardne
• He looked at me at though I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
• He paid me a compliment. He said I looked like a breath of spring.
  Well, he didn't use them words. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Man: Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema... Serve
  Please, don't smoke in our restaurant; we don't serve contemporary Californian cuisine in your lungs....
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• Rush Limbaugh: He can dish it out, but he can't take it!
• I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Trouble I love and peace I despise Wild horses kicked me in my side Then a rattlesnake bit me and he walked off and died.
  -- Bo Diddley...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...