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• He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. -- Ring Lardne
• He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.
  -- Ring Lardne...
• An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. -- Ring Lardne
• How can you write if you can't cry? -- Ring Lardne
• I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. -- Ring Lardne
• They's an old saw to the effect that the sun never sets on the British Empire.
  While we was there, it never even rose. -- Ring Lardne...
• Writing comes easy. It's just a matter of staring at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds.
  -- Ring Lardne...
• Put up or shut up!
• Shut up and dance.