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• Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. -- Jimmy Durante
• Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
• Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are. Lawye
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• BEWARE, EVILDOERS, WHEREVER YOU ARE!" -- The Masked Avenge
• Middle age is when wherever you go you take a jumper.
• Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckeroo Banzai
• Wherever you are, it is your friends who make your world.
• The odds of our neighbors having a loud all night party is directly proportional to how much you need a good night sleep.
• The only good elf is a dead elf. The only thing better is a dying elf who'll tell you where it's friends are.
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