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• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• Your friends need you.
• First you must learn to control your /self/. The rest follows.
  Blessed is he who knows himself and commands himself, for the world is his and love and happiness and peace walk with him wherever he goes....
• To make yourself miserable, think that you are indispensable to your job, your company, and your friends.
• If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
• You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.
  Because your old friends don't like you anymore....
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend