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• The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
• perfect guest: One who makes his host feel at home.
• Thank you for not mooning your host.
• The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. Portuguese Proverb
• Heathers If you were happy everyday of your life, you wouldn't be human.
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