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• Rush hour: that hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
• And you thought CHAOS ment rush-hour traffic!
• Davis' Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush-hour traffic is directly proportional to 1.
  5 times the amount of extra time you allow to arrive on time....
• What speeds up, must slow down. But who says it's ever gonna speed up?
  -- Goebel's Law of Rush Hour Traffic...
• It is amusing for someone accustomed to the traffic in New York to hear residents of places like Houston and Atlanta complain about congestion on the highways.
  Imagine, in rush hour they have to slow down to 35 miles an hour! -- Barry Bruce-Brigg...
• Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
• Avoid the end-of-the-year rush. Fail your exams now.
• The following appeared in a Letter to the Editor of the Shady Village newspaper.
  "Commuters are complaining that the rush hour traffic on Blue Highway between Shady Village and Bright City has doubled their commuting time....
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