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• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
• Evacuator: Sir, for your own safety, we do advise you to evacuate.
  Grampa: I ain't leaving! I was born in this nursing home, and I'll die in this nursing home....
• Better go home and hit your kids. They are just little monsters!
• Better go home and play with your kids. They are just little monsters!
• Choose your drugs wisely.
• Never give your money away to your children in your lifetime.
  Always keep control. If you don't, if you listen to the lawyers and the accountants, you'll find yourself being led up the steps of the nursing home....
• Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafa
• In a fight you don't stop to choose your cudgels.