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• PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
  CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
  CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...