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• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
  Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do? Ba
  Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes?...
• Are you sure you won't change your mind? Is there something wrong with the one I have?
  -- Gillian & Spock, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390....
• Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
  -- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...