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• You keep your equilibrium no matter what position you find yourself in.
• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• You are not your opinion of yourself. -- John Lilly
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Prunes give you a run for your money.
• Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf. Native American Proverb
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• Keep your chin up, it helps you keep your mouth shut.