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• Better go home and play with your kids. They are just little monsters!
• If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home and crawl under your bed.
  -- Q to Picard, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
• Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
  -- Homer sets the new standard for family togetherness, "The Springfield File...
• Q: What do monsters eat? A: Things. Q: What do monsters drink?
  A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)...
• Hug your kids at home and belt 'em in the car.
• Otto: Uh-oh. Better fasten your seat belts, little dudes!
  Lisa: We don't have seat belts. Otto: Well, then, uh... Just try to go limp. -- "Otto Show...
• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.