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• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• Oh look, there's a little ring round its leg - there's a novelty!
  Oh really? Is there a paper hat as well? -- Baldrick and George : Corporal Punishme...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
• Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he sees in it.
  I have no hope that this practice will ever be adopted. -- Morris Kline...
• But the pain remained -- and a helpless wonder. The thing he saw was so much more real than the reality of paper, office and commission.
  He could not understand what made others blind to it, and what made their indifference possible....
• I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed.
  Oh, I know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles....
• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...