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• You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.
  -- Hepler, Systems Design 182...
• You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
  -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washingto...
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• Has anyone had problems with the computer accounts?
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• This process can check if this value is zero, and if it is, it does something child-like.
  -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washingto...
• You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
• It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights.