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• Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
  -- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to know why.
  Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices? Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?...
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
• People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
  -- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders, members of the press, Your Holiness.
  .. -- Herbert Powell, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• To think I wasted my life in boardrooms, and stockholders meetings, when I could've been watching cartoons!
  -- Herbert Powell, watching `Itchy and Scratchy' "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: Hey Homer, how's your car coming? Homer: Oh, fine.
  They were putting in an onboard something-or-other and rack-and-peanut steering....