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• A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinne...
• A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
• A diplomat is a man who can tell you to go to hell and make the trip sound pleasurable.
  -- Samuel Cleme...
• A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red...
• So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell...
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...