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• Cards? Luxury! I was at the smithy 18 hours a day forging gears for my analytical engine, Ada working her fingers to the bone assembling them on shafts.
  I used to dream of the day when I would finally get it all put together so that I could finally play 'Wumpus'....
• Golf: You gotta have balls to play...
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...
• When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it is only a minute.
  But, when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it is two hours....
• There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
  -- Hanson's Treatment of Time...
• Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.