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• When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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• I don't want to mention the restaurant in which this happened
  but the other day I put in my order and the waitress disappeared, perhaps to have her hair done and get some incidental shopping out of the way, I don't know....
• I smell a wumpus.
• I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• I was out rowing in the lake the other day and when I came in, I noted that my name was spray painted several places on the pier.
  Now, I've finally done it, achieved recognition from my piers!...