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• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
  I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain' -- Tammy Faye Bakke
• When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• If I say anything interesting, kill me immediately.
• Q: "I've never eaten before, what do I ask for?" Data
  The choice of meal is determined by individual taste....