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• I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned.
• I'd love to, but... ...well, maybe. -- 101 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
  -- 61 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... having fun gives me prickly heat. -- 91 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
  -- 92 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
  -- 53 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I'd love to, but... I'm being deported. -- 29 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... my patent is pending. -- 24 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO