The following is a recommendation from the personnel director to the president of Acme Publishing Company.
"Many other companies have recently stated that having their employees take the Easy Read Speed-Reading Course has greatly improved productivity. One graduate of the course was able to read a five-hundred-page report in only two hours; another graduate rose from an assistant manager to vice president of the company in under a year. Obviously, the faster you can read, the more information you can absorb in a single workday. Moreover, Easy Read costs only $500 per employee . a small price to pay when you consider the benefits to Acme. Included in this fee is a three-week seminar in Spruce City and a lifelong subscription to the Easy Read newsletter. Clearly, Acme would benefit greatly by requiring all of our employees to take the Easy Read course."
"Many other companies have recently stated that having their employees take the Easy Read Speed-Reading Course has greatly improved productivity. One graduate of the course was able to read a five-hundred-page report in only two hours; another graduate rose from an assistant manager to vice president of the company in under a year. Obviously, the faster you can read, the more information you can absorb in a single workday. Moreover, Easy Read costs only $500 per employee . a small price to pay when you consider the benefits to Acme. Included in this fee is a three-week seminar in Spruce City and a lifelong subscription to the Easy Read newsletter. Clearly, Acme would benefit greatly by requiring all of our employees to take the Easy Read course."
Related:
- The following is a recommendation from the director of personnel to the president of Professional Printing Company.
"In a recent telephone survey of automobile factory... - The following appeared in a memo at the XYZ company.
"When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel... - The following is a memorandum written by the director of personnel to the president of the Cedar Corporation.
"It would be a mistake to rehire the Good-Taste Company... - The following is a memo from the president of Cyberell Computer Company.
"All of our customer-service employees recently attended... - The vice president for human resources at Climpson Industries sent the following recommendation to the company's president.
"In an effort to improve our employees' productivity... - Personally, I'd have a far better time writing scripts if I had some more
creative shells to script in.
ASMsh: The Assembly shell. Commands include MOV, SHL... - Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with
it,
too. Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa... - How many
light bulbs
-- does it take to screw Netscape?
Four. One for employees of non-profit organisations... - The following appeared in the annual report from the president of the National Brush Company.
"In order to save money, we at the National Brush Company...
From the same category:
- The following appeared in a health newsletter.
"According to a recent study,
people with many social ties report catching colds... - The following appeared in an editorial on health problems in the country of Corpora.
"Some pharmacies now feature ultrasound machines that... - The following appeared in a letter to an editor.
"In many countries,
wood is the primary fuel used for heating and cooking... - The following appeared in a memo at the XYZ company.
"When XYZ lays off employees, it pays Delany Personnel... - The following is a memorandum from the sales director to the president of the Healthy-and-Good food company.
"A recent study indicates that Venadial, a new margarine...
