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• Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
• Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again.
• I took a course at Cal once called Statistical Analysis.
  And there was a guy in the course who used to make up all his computations and he never used Sigma....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the orgy -- you might say he lost his ball bearings.
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Did you hear about the guy who died from snorting saccharine? Yeah, he thought it was diet coke.
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.