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• Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
• Homer: See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?
  Bart: [whiney] I'll do it this afternoon! -- "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
• Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
• Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on.
• BOTANY, n. The science of vegetables -- those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are.
  It deals largely with their flowers, which are commonly badly designed, inartistic in color, and ill- smelling....
• But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!