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  When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lovejoy: And now my daughter Jessica, who has just returned from boarding school, will read the same passage I just read.
  I noticed a few of you weren't paying attention....
• Ms.K: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.
  Are you aware of that? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Ms.K: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America?...
• Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him!
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• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Ba
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