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• Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
• Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. -- Solomon Sho
• Intelligence is believing only half of what you hear; Brilliance is knowing which half.
• Before you unburden yourself of your problems, recall to mind that half the people to whom you tell these could not care less, but if they could, they would make the effort.
  The other half, to whom you might unburden yourself, are happy to hear of your misfortunes, thinking that finally, you are getting what you deserve....
• Coincidence, n.: You weren't paying attention to the other half of what was going on.
• Knowing is half the battle. -- GI Joe
• It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
  Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you....