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• Bad news travels fast.
• Even light, which travels so fast that it takes most races thousands of years to realize that it travels at all, takes time to journey between the stars.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• mixed emotions: Watching a bus-load of lawyers plunge off a cliff. With five empty seats.
• Escaping through the lily fields, I came across an empty space It trembled and exploded, left a bus stop in its place.
  .. -- unknow...
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
  Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection? [Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off] [The phone ring...
• An Army travels on her stomach.
• A Big Mouth Travels Far.