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• Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
  Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel....
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• Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mirror.
• Sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind - but don't make it a habit.
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  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
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  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....