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• 9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: ---------------------------------- 1.
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• Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
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• 8) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.
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  Ooh, hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it and go into business together....
• From up on the rooftops there arose such a clatter, I ran from my bed to see what was the matter.
  I ran to the window and threw up. -- Tom Smothe...
• Face it Bob, you threw up *on* All!