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• Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit] Marge Simpson!
  Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually, Marge is squeezing it on Lisa's hair] Lisa...
• Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum.
  .. is peanut butter....
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• Lisa: Make sure you get my mom's hair just right! Stacy
  [lops it off] Um, I think we'll use someone different for the hair....
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Sanjay: I wish you'd come to my party, Apu. You could use some merriment.
  Apu: Listen, serving the customer is merriment enough for me....
• Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
  Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....