Marge: Here he is: Rex Harrison and Paul Anka rolled into one. Ooh,
hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it
and go into business together.
Homer: You want me to spend _more_ time with Dad? What about my New
Year's resolution?
Marge: You can make a lot of money...
Homer: Yeah! Where are my pants?
Marge: You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you
were never going to need them again.
{[outside, said pants are stuck in the Flanders' tree]}
Maude: {Oh, hurry Neddy. They're awful!}
Ned: {[trying to dislodge them] You just be ready with that garbage
bag!}
-- Pants of pollution, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
hmm. That tonic really works -- you and Grampa should bottle it
and go into business together.
Homer: You want me to spend _more_ time with Dad? What about my New
Year's resolution?
Marge: You can make a lot of money...
Homer: Yeah! Where are my pants?
Marge: You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you
were never going to need them again.
{[outside, said pants are stuck in the Flanders' tree]}
Maude: {Oh, hurry Neddy. They're awful!}
Ned: {[trying to dislodge them] You just be ready with that garbage
bag!}
-- Pants of pollution, "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Related:
- Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [bursting in] Mom! Dad!
Homer+Marge: Don't turn on the light!
Don't turn on the light! Bart: There's a UFO... - Harvey: Hello, Americans, Paul Harvey here. Did you know every
good American is at heart an erotic American?
It's true. A famous couple -- I don't... - Homer rings Ned's doorbell]
Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders... - Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
