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• Is big brother watching? What do you think?
• I think I embarrassed the lady next to me on the plane.
  It was one of those flights that you sleep on. And I sleep in the nude. -- Johnny Dark...
• Pascal is like C with a mother watching you...
• Riker: "What if I snore in my sleep?" Ro: "What makes you think you're going to *get* any sleep?
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• What made you think I like taglines?
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• If you don't like homosexuals, don't sleep with them.
• What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?
  "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible....
• If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...