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• If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
• You think I like watching you sleep?
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL.
• Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.
  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot....
• If you didn't program it in PASCAL it's WIRTHless.
• A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
  -- Max Mille...