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• I take an instant dislike to lawyers. It saves time.
• So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?
  In reality all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have tomorrow, why, it already happened....
• So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?
  In reality all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have tomorrow, why, it already happened....
• Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
• Source file: One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors. -- Computing Definitio
• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb. -- Computing Definitio
• Nanosecond: Measure of time on mork's planet ork. -- Computing Definitio