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• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• Source file: One which was "appropriated" from one of the competitors. -- Computing Definitio
• Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
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• Hardware: Nuts, bolts, and circuit boards "left over" after repairman has reassembled cpu.
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• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
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• Documentation: A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
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• Default: De line west of which de state of california will float off to sea at de next major quake.
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