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• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• Documentation: A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
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• Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
• Counter: An area over which martini's are served. -- Computing Definitio
• Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (SVC) -- According to a recent study by the Blartner Group, 99.
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• flat-file adj. A flattened representation of some database or tree or network structure as a single file from which the structure could implicitly be rebuilt, esp.
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• Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
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• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio