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• Shazbot. -- Mork from Ork
• Nanosecond: Mork's stunt man.
• Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb. -- Computing Definitio
• Nanosecond, Used to measure a Womans attention span.
• Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
• MORK! Is that you?
• vaston n. [Durham, UK] The unit of `load average'.
  A measure of how much work a computer is doing....