Microsecond: Amount Of Time Needed For A Program To Bomb. -- Computing Definitio

Microsecond: Amount Of Time Needed For A Program To Bomb. -- Computing Definitio

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Microsecond:
Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
-- Computing Definition

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Nanosecond: Measure of time on mork's planet ork. -- Computing Definitio
Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
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External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
Documentation: A manual which tells you how to use a program, system, or utility one version ago, and which is now unsupported.
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Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
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