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• I think you should always laugh in bed--people always laugh at me when I'm in bed. -- Boy George
• You shouldn't think about *how* we're doing this. You should ask yourself, 'why?
  ' -- Penn Jillette...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why?...
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).
• Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. -- Rainer Maria Rilke
• Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun.
  Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice....
• You have to be SURE of yourself... I think...
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.