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• I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp
  on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later....
• Throw yourself on the floor, so I don't have to beat you down!
• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?
  "I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible....
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• You know what misery I went through there, listening to lawyers day and night.
  If you'd had experience of them yourself, as brave as you think you are, you'd have preferred to clean out the Augean stables....
• Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself. -- Doris Lessing