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• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Abe: 61... 62... 63... Oh no! 63! He's out of air! I've sent my only grandson to a watery gra.
  .. 64! He's found the treasure! I'm rich!...
• Vidal: Hola? Burns: Fernando, it's M.B. Vidal: Ah, Marion Barry.
  Is it time for another shipment already?...
• Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
  Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
• I got this in the second World War II...
  -- Abe shows off his Hellfish tattoo, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Agent: Baron von Wortzenberger, on behalf of the American people, I apologize for.
  .. Baron: Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh?...
• Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
  How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?...
• You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
  -- Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in "Homer's Odyssey", from The Simpso...