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• Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs.
  I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
  Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you.
  _You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true....
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....