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• Was it a car or a cat I saw?
• Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
  and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat.
• If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think
  "See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god....
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I [] baby harp seals.
• You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.