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• LaForge: "Captain Scott! I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite.
  But I've got a job to do here! And quite frankly, you're in the way!...
• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
  Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!...
• The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. -- Voltaire
• Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
• If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient.
  It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear....
• Homer: Time for Doctor TV to perform a little surgery!
  [bangs on the TV and the picture gets worse] Ba...
• Be patient and tough; someday this pain will be useful to you. -- Ovid
• Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m.! Shouldn't you be baking?
  Marge: In a little while. -- Marge hammers shingles at night, "Fear of Flying...
• Be patient with those who are slower than you, for they make you look better.