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• The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
• On Leighton James: You're very deceptive, son, you're even slower than you look.
• I'm not afraid of death. It's the make-over at the undertaker's that scares me .
  .. They try to make you look as lifelike as possible, which defeats the whole purpose....
• Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
  Most people who push the button feel they have done something....
• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
• It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not. -- Andre Gide
• A slower system is better than an incorrect one. -- Mark Diekhans (markd@grizzly.com)
• Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
  -- George Carli...
• Expect better treatment from those around you than you give them. You deserve to be disappointed.